musicproblems:

submitted by: furrymango

Best thing ever. :3
“Gee. Zus.
I can’t even lay in the comfort of my damn living room without you wanting a picture with me.
Get your head off me, fatass, I can’t breathe.
Damned humans.”

joydivsion:

it’s called being in a relationship not being handcuffed to each other  

(via cyberbullys)


randomhector:

I think my sink is clogged
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.